My Basic Needs (Love Notes), Lane Walker Foard
Let us be perfectly clear about this. Thinking that predictable, overly saccharine, rhyming romance poetry will get you past hte red velvet rope and into the exclusive fun-house of love is positively ridiculous. The alternative? These love notes, perfect for mailing, slipping into a briefcase, or taping to the toilet seat - any time, any day of hte week. We guarantee no results whatsoever, but can only imagine that now your chances of rocking your loved one like a hurricane have just been exponentially increased. You're welcome.