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My Basic Needs (Love Notes), Lane Walker Foard

$9.95
Let us be perfectly clear about this. Thinking that predictable, overly saccharine, rhyming romance poetry will get you past hte red velvet rope and into the exclusive fun-house of love is positively ridiculous. The alternative? These love notes, perfect for mailing, slipping into a briefcase, or taping to the toilet seat - any time, any day of hte week. We guarantee no results whatsoever, but can only imagine that now your chances of rocking your loved one like a hurricane have just been exponentially increased. You're welcome.

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